skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

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fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

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durham local

a large orc-like person with long hair who is several thousend years behind most humans in evolution

matt boone, lockness monster

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reachard

A sexy black programmer, with a fro.

Damn that niggas sexy then a mofo, hacking them networks like that.

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pawnd

A stupid variation of the word pwned, coined by h4x0rs mainly spending their lives on a chat/file sharing program called KDX.

A worthless term.

Me: Holy Jesus Christ, Rebecca is fucking FAT.
h4x0r: PAWND!

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big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

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gunishment

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.

Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment

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