tell you what

1. To kick someone in the face

1. I'm gonna tell you what!

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frisby

loves the cock hahaha jesus christ

frisby loves cock

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GBOFFAFIMD

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

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Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

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skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

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fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

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durham local

a large orc-like person with long hair who is several thousend years behind most humans in evolution

matt boone, lockness monster

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