Nathan

This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.

Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended

Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!

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