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The often failed act of touching oneâs Anus to another anus. Although it is often sexual
it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.
On first dates it is customary to âgo Dutchâ. On the 2nd date it is tradition to have a Battle of the Little Bighorns. The loser picks up the tab.
Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.
*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!
A reverse Hawk Tuah where the gender roles are reversed; When a man spits on that thang.
I didnât know if she was into rough stuff so I gave her the olâ Tawk Huah, she leaned right into it.
When an old person breaks wind and doesnât ask to be excused. Most of the time itâs because they just flat-out donât care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.
I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.
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