penomia

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

wasted4life

Character from Runescape biggest pimp on the whole game if you ever see him, give him free money

I Have a party hat, im gonna give it to wasted4life!

10👍 8👎

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

113👍 55👎

AquaFox

Pure ecstasy. No, not the drug. The feeling. The word originated from the best map ever made on battle.net.

I am soooo AquaFoxing!

Omg me too!

4👍 12👎

dilaudid

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.

"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."

574👍 353👎

Smick

A person of Peurto Rican and Irish descent.

Yeah I'm a Smick. You gotta problem bitch?

14👍 44👎

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers