atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

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Scirun

a figment of one's imagination

"Scirun kept me up all night; coughing blood and mutilating animals.

antidisestablishmentarianism

A belief opposing a change in the social or political establishment.

Conservatives ususally hold the belief of antidisestablishmentarianism--they don't want to change the establishment

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goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

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Jubb Jubb

another term used for a person who inserts hot dogs into dead dogs bodies via penis. Gets off on bloody masterbation.

Jubb jubbs were exterminated by womens rights movements.

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yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

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i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

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