vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite

V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????

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jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

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Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

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the Jay - Ray

when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.

Man jason sullivan built a fucking house after that jay- ray he performed on himself!

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karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...

oh my god that guys such a karl

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Haze-

HardOCP's #1 Ass pounding fairy

Haze- gave me the rusty trombone last night!

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cornhole

The part of Chris's anatomy that Carl fantasizes about daily (anus).

Carl, quit thinking about Chris's cornhole and go away!!!!!

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