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-A boring, dull person. One who usually falls asleep at 8 0'clock with their dog who slightly resembles that of a wookie. Creates facebook pages for their animals and posts status updates pretending to be them. Comes down with sickness' that aren't common in today's society. Doesn't branch out from changing the pose in their pictures and is often seen drinking the same pussy alcoholic drink that they were "sippin" on last night.

-Someone who hates macs, and often enjoys posting about how much they hate them on facebook. Frequently updates his status with random jokes and sayings no one really cares about. Enjoys leaving their shower towel at your apartment in hopes that you will never see it and really hates when you hate weather men.

Example 1:
Guy:when did you go to the star wars convention?

Girl:Oh, that's just my dog teddy. isn't he cute add him on fb! btw i was sooooooo waisted last night. that sip of sparx really hit the spot!

Guy:......square.

Example 2:

Guy 1: RED SOX GAME BITCHES!
7:47 p.m.
Guy 1:At the sox game thanks to my best friend nick lets go sox!!!!!!!!!!
8:00 p.m.
Guy 1: Boston red sox awesome game.
8:30 p.m.

guy 2 : SHUT THE FUCK UP, SQUARE!

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