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no kitty this is my potpie

when your girlfriends pussy wants some cock and you dont want to give her any

girlfriend:come here and give me some lovin!

me: no kitty this is my pot pie!

girlfriend: meow?

me:no kitty! baaad kitty!

by Jesus Crist April 18, 2004

29👍 108👎


Get Decked

When you get pwned so hard it hurts your balls.

Trent: I failed the math test.
Andrew: Get decked.

by Jesus Crist February 8, 2012

3👍 10👎