Cartman's Mom

She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.

Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)

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mvp

The Most Valuable Player

Kevin Garnet was the MVP

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The Big Ticket

Nick-name for Kevin Garnet

See Also: MVP

The Big Ticket is on fire it's no wonder why he's the MVP

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The Mayor

Nick-name for Fred Hoiberg of the Minnesota Timberwolves

The Mayor is just unstoppable from the 3-point line

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spree wheels

Realy nice spinners that were invented by Latrell Sprewell of the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Spree could take any one

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The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi

The Candy Man is unstoppable

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Wally world

Nick name for Wally Szczerbiak of the Minnesota Timberwolves.

(when Wally is doin realy good) Welcome to Wally's World

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