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christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.

God, he/she is such a christophile.

by Jesus Was Emo. November 17, 2007

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badassification

(prounounced; buh-dass-if-ih-kay-shun) a scientific process, which makes something or someone badass/ describing the process of bad-ass making.

through the process of badassification, we can make even the most unsightly of clothes bad-ass.

by Jesus Was Emo. October 21, 2007

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Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 18, 2007

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Christian Council

The christian council is a pretentious group of over-bearing, holier than you, bigoted religious pricks which inhabits The Bahamas. Not onyl do they fidn it necessary to meddle in social affairs not concerning them (theyre trying to currently out-law homosexuality, because it is mentioned in a foot note in the bible, unbelivable, right?) but they also feel the need to meddle in politics, making sure that every Prime Minister in office, is not only overtly christian, to the point that it is sickening, but also that he will serve as their obidient lap dog, if anything life threatening, comes along, like, oh lets say... a gay cruisel ine should happen to dock here? (this happened once, and the stupid twats went to the dock and protested that they leave.....single most embarrassing day to live in this country throughout history....)

Carl: hey, i heard they banned across the universe from coming here?
Ben: Yeah, it was those christian council guys, thank goodness theyre protecting us from anything they deem unfit, im so glad they have our government in a strangle-hold. :)

by Jesus Was Emo. October 3, 2007

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Skweeg

A Noun used as a slang term for semen, but like "jizz," can be used to describe the act of masturbation as well.

Dude, this crap looks like skweeg.

I just skweeged in your towel, sorry man.

by Jesus Was Emo. August 18, 2007

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Deutschbag

(pronounced doysh-bag) An insult used AGAINST German people. The word is derived from the german word for german, Deutsch, and the english insult Douchebag, and is used in the same sense as douchebag, but exclusively to Germans.

Steve: What Do you think of the new kid?
Bob: oh you mean that German kid with the ego?
Steve: Yeah, him.
Bob: Oh, Total Deutschbag.

by Jesus Was Emo. August 18, 2007

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