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cornhole

The part of Chris's anatomy that Carl fantasizes about daily (anus).

Carl, quit thinking about Chris's cornhole and go away!!!!!

by Jesus christ April 18, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

by Jesus christ March 11, 2004

101๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus christ April 30, 2004

128๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus christ April 17, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus christ January 12, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 320๐Ÿ‘Ž


make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"

as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish

by Jesus christ December 11, 2003

33๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


St. Joe's Prep

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.

LaSalle is so much cooler than the Prep.

by Jesus christ December 1, 2004

160๐Ÿ‘ 259๐Ÿ‘Ž