christianity

Christianity is a religion based around a woman who has never had sex that has a baby who can do magic tricks and spies on everyone at once.

Crazy Man 1: I killed kennedy by firing invisible missiles out of my anus.

Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.

Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity

Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.

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