Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

Shag

Wanting to have sexual intercourse

I want to shag my cat

11👍 4👎

Apple

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

16👍 9👎

Bleach

It cures Many many thing including living

“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”

4👍 1👎

Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big