asher

asher is a short guy with a gigantic penis. if you ever run into this guy you will be so jelous that you cry yourself to sleep

if i can ever asher myself ill gain alot of self confidence

Esai

Esai is athletic , smart , and very handsome . he is a heart throb to most girls who see him but they are afraid to say they like him because he will probably make a joke out of it like he does about everything else. in his free time he is an utter badass and he has more charisma than his entire office of colleagues combined.

girl: "look hes so handsome, should i ask him out?"
boy:"not if you want him to laugh at you like the Esai he is"