Marywood University

A private catholic school in the lovely hood of Scranton, PA. Where rich white kids and extremely smart nerds come to fuck shit up and get plastered out of their minds. The students that go here and proud to be anywhere but their neighboring schools Lackawanna college and the university of Scranton because they know they are richer and smarter then they will ever be.

Kid 1: “ayo did you bang that dime piece from Marywood university?”

Kid 2: “nah but they’re all over I’m sure I’ll find another that’s rich and addicted to white claws”