Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.

Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up

Jett

Jett is the most sexy smexy hot guy in the world. He is so buff he can hold 10 of Brendan's mums (extremely heavy) and each muscle is the size of a whale testicle. He is a epic pro gamer and can beat any game within 69 seconds and is number 1 in every competition but chooses not to win because it is too easy for him. He is so cool that he invented sunglasses and backwards hat wearing. He is basically a god because made every single human on earth because he was being honest when he said he was with your mum on COD.

omg, their's jett, lets give him everything we own because he is so sexy.