drizzle-dick

An unenthusiastic ejaculation, when the ejac comes out like a leaky faucet or a runny nose.

"The twentieth time I wacked my weenole it didn't squirt across the foyer.....I just had that drizzle-dick."

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p.m.e.

Pre-mature ejaculation. When a guy shoots his load within 1 or 2 seconds of intercourse or sometimes while putting on his condom.

Girl #1: Andre with the 14 inch dick was getting ready to be all up in me and then BAM!.....p.m.e. city, geeerl.

Girl #2: No shizzle LaQueefah?

Girl #1: Mmm hmm.

Girl #2: Daaaamn!

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cheddar melt

A cooch that is so nasty it looks like an Arby's Cheddar Melt.

That bitch asked me to go down on her, and when I looked at her cunt I was like "Daaaamn bitch.....I already ate lunch today! Your pussy look like an Arby's Cheddar Melt!"

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