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When doing butt stuff while a woman is in her period, you attach the end of the inserted anal beads to the tampon thread. Then firmly yank on the tampon pulling out both the tampon and anal beads to jump start the female
I after a power outage I gave her the sherby powerline to finish out the night.
when youâve been working outside all day and havenât showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but youâre desperate for some dome.
Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter
When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,
The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.