tween

A made-up age group, ranging from about 8 to early teens, used by parents to justify why they are allowing their prepubescent daughters to dress and behave like sluts.

*: "Why is your nine-year-old wearing a midriff top, low-rise jeans, and eight pounds of eyeshadow and lipstick?"
Girl's mother: (taking a long drink of boxed wine and shrugging) "Why not? She's a tween!"
*: "She also has a tramp stamp."
Girl's mother: "I believe I just said she was a tween."
*: "I think she's sexting a college student."
Girl's mother: "TWEEN!"

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gaydio

music that a homosexual male is more prone to listen to. derives from radio and gay

Is that Madonna on your ipod? YOu sure do listen to some gaydio

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Breeder

1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.

2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.

3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.

Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?

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freezation

the process of freezing your ass OFF because you are against wearing no-ass pants while having an ass.

Arnie experinced freezation against his will because of a strange gay man.

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b0b0

1. xy guy

dood b0b0 is so hawt

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