baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.

"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"

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eatums

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

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Bacon

1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual

"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"

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Bitchface Mcjiggles

an odd name given to a person (preferably a friend with whom you can joke around with) when they are being totally obnoxious or...a bitch

Bill: ABOOGABOOGABOOGA
Bob: stfu you bitchface mcjiggles
Bill: ahaha. ok, fine.

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Euphonium

Mosty definitely the most admired instrument in the band. The euphonium is a precious part of the symphonic band, as is the baritone to the marching band, because it provides a rich, dark sound to sustain the bottom of the band. This is the sounds that all other band members envy. These instruments, with the assistance of the rest of the low brass, give the band the edge needed to win superiors. Plain and simple, euphoniums rule!

"Wow! Did you hear that Euphonium solo? It was spectacular!"

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howahowa

an extremely weird greeting spoken by many groups such as the Hawaiians and the howahowans. This sacred word is used only on the most special of occasions.

a fruit that some relate to the mango
is pinkish orageish with a sweet taste
can be combined with just about anything to make a tasty little morsel
yummm

-"howahowa!"
-"what are you, Hawaiian?"

-"yes! i got a howahowa in my happy meal!" :D
-"wtf man, why didnt i get one?" :/

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Castle Crashers

Quite possibly the most addicting video game ever created for any console. wreak havoc among the tiny creatures of the land with none other than, YOUR OWN TINY COLORED KNIGHTS! embark on the adventure of a lifetime and battle your way through the fantasy world or giant fighting corn and bats with the uncanny ability to lick you to death. weapons, magic, and poo galore.... dont ask just play!

"hey, you wanna go play some castle crashers?!?!?"
"heck yeah, man i could do that all night long"

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