Thomas

A person who is beautiful, handsome and is an overall sexy man with one secret..........................he has a gigantic penis. This penis has the ability to shatter women's vagina's and to bring down establishments and world order. He possesses the one ring to rule them all and he wears it on his penis. The only way to rid him of this demonic power is to chop his ferocious penis off and throw it into the fires of mordor. He likes plaid and skinny jeans and likes to discuss politics. He is the most brilliant piano player in the world and can play with his penis. Did i mention that he has a huge penis? Overall, Thomas is a great guy and battles everyday with the evil of the One Ring.

-Hey Arowyn, have you ever fucked a Thomas?
-No i haven't, but YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!

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