Fartvision

The ability to SEE farts hanging in the air, or being crop dusted. This is useful because you can see it approaching and vacate the area, therefore escaping the foul odor. Never be taken by surprise again.

My gassy husband and I get along much better since I acquired fartvision. It actually saved our marriage since I can vacate the room before the horrific odor assaults me.

Trump Free Zone

A segment of time, maybe the first 10 minutes, of a news program, where the name Trump is not mentioned at all making it relatively stress free for gentle/civilized viewers.

I will not be watching any news programs unless they have a designated segment that is a Trump Free Zone. I can't stand starting my day stressed out and cursing at the television.

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Trumpicana

The peculiar Orange color of Donald Trump's Hair can only be described as Trumpicana Orange.

All of the hair salons in Washington DC are offering Trumpicana Orange as a hair dye!

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Cleavantage

A busty woman wearing a low cut top to a job interview or when trying to pick up a man has a cleavantage over her flat chested sisters.

Hey, wear that low cut top to the club tonight, you should use your cleavantage when you can!

undresstimate

What an employer does when you are being interviewed and they don't see your value as an employee, they just sit across from you and undress you with their eyes.

I was feeling really good about the interview, but I could tell that all the bastard did was undresstimate me. I didn't get the job, but he asked me out for a drink.

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