Random
Source Code
Random
What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.
Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.
A serial killer stalking their victims on a large farm anywhere in the world.
"Jeffrey Dahmer was not a countryside killa, I far as I am aware" the tutor says to a classroom of trainee police officers.
Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.
My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.
An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)
Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.
1👍 1👎
A vegetarian lesbian that eats meat when no one is around.
"Jessica should just admit that she is a love lamb" Amanda says to her girlfriend.
A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.
Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.