Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.

Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop