Hello Princess

A phrase commonly used by perverts and sex offenders
If someone you dont know says it, I either suggest run or slap him then run.

Stranger: Hello Princess.... mmmm
Alice: AAH!

*slap*
Alice: Quick Ellie RUN!

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Cleaveland Steamroller

It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.

Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...

Girl #2: what you going to do then?

Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!

Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!

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