Kev

A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place

BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?

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jangz

too good to be true; used to describe something that is out of this world.

She is very jangz!!!!!

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cali bomb

california weed

One Hitter Quitters

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deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

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La Familia

The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.

Welcome to The Family!
Your Part of The Family now!

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skybox

very expensive pussy. going to cost you a shit load of money to hit it.

that bitch over there has a real skybox. cost me a grand to fuck that!

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poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

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