punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.

The Golden State Warriors are just punk-ass bitches.

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mofoitk

Acronym for 'Mother Fucker In The Know'

Came about as a result of too much smoking of weed and a poor sense of comedy

Check out mofoitk.com, that shit sucks!

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blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

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penisaurus

Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's

Who wants to pet my pet penisaur

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max dawes

the best person in the whole world better than the king better than god better than the devil better than evrythin the best 4 short

im am max dawes

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ibanez

Great guitar and bass company. Many current bands use thier line, one most known would be Korn.

As a bassist I suggest the Ibanez GSR 205, that is if your cheap and like good sound. BTB's are the way to go.

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west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

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