Ass Terrorist

Someone who starts eating your ass out (giving a rim job) at a sex club when you did not invite them to do so. Ass terrorists are usually old men and attack when you are getting your dick sucked by some hot guy. This term is obviously used by mostly gay men.

I was getting my dick sucked by this hottie and some ass terrorist attacked me from behind.

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fukk

Alternate spelling of "fuck". Mainly used to beat profanity filters.

"Fukk this"

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Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..

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Chizz

The cheese flavored, jizz-like substance used to cheese-up macaroni and cheese. It is highly concentrated and if you eat it streight it tastes like salty crap.

we put that packet of chizz under that car's tire, heh, it splattered everywhere.

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iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

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gwak

female genitals

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak

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chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

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