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Axe dick

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.

Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.

by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013

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douglas cheesecake

The best guinea pig to ever fly in from the cosmos

Douglas Cheesecake is a righteous dude!

by JiggaJessica June 4, 2021