Sand rider

a)An Arabic thief who moves from one sandy shithole to another to not be caught.

b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.

a)Muckrib moved to Afghanistan to Iraq to not get his hands cut off because of the bread he stole.

b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.

2👍 8👎

crocodile back

A gruesome health and sexual act. After a persons back starts to peel from severe sunburn. The person then proceeds to rub faeces into it for sexual pleasure. The heat from the burn solidifys not only the faeces but also sticking up skin which has now become hard and turned a camoflage colour of that a crocodile has.

Colin wished he kept his sun burn and coprophilia attitudes seperate as he struggled to cover the smell and his back with his shirt.

3👍 17👎

purple haze

1.Album by Cam'Ron, member of Dipset.

2. Sick sweet smelling marijuana with relaxing effects

1. Purple Haze - Cam'Ron
"I'm behind the diner, selling marijuana to a minor minor
Elder fella, lookin for that shine, Ill shine ya"

2. Hit that purple haze, boy boy

25👍 49👎

ma$e

Bad Boy rapping reject, friends with Big and Puff had some hits back in the day then left he's boyz in Harlem as he ran away scared to Atlanta to become a preacher. Run out of money so had to come back to the devil (what he called rap). No-one bought his album.

"Everybody welcoming this and welcoming that, he wasn't wanted in the first place why we welcome him back" - Killa Cam

25👍 33👎

horizantal shit

The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.

As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier

15👍 10👎

mufro

The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)

As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache

28👍 7👎

snake charmer

A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.

Craig's legs were tired as Susan's snake charmer technique was poor.

19👍 45👎