man cabbage

The pubic hair of a male

Shawn cringed in pain when his underwear pulled out a tangled strand of his man cabbage.

Joe: Dude, i had a nightmare that this crazy chick waxed off my man cabbage.
Ted: Ouch man, ouch.

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Battlespray

The liquid discharged from a person's mouth as they engage in a physical activity, i.e. basketball or football. Usually comes out in a brief explosion of tiny saliva particles.

I hate playing one-on-one against Raffi because I always end up running into his battlespray mist.