dropping a duce

1. taking a shit
2. making number two

I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.

15👍 2👎

fried baloney

an ugly looking pussy, usually with lips that are floppy and dark at the edges, appearing like baloney after it has been pan fried, a childhood delicasey.

Damn, I'll bet Cher has some nasty fried baloney down there.

15👍 9👎

ass burrito

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

6👍 4👎