Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.

Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)

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Doit

A thing which has to be accentuated with a "magic" marker.

"Hey, Jimmy, take this magic marker and see if you can do anything to accentuate these Doits!"

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The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.

Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.

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ghettotucky

adj. used to describe a rural white person who loves hip-hop culture, but is way too country to be a wigger.

"Man Jamie is ghettotucky as fuck!"

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non-anal lawyer

the exact opposite of an ass clown

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"

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cancer

n. slang term for cigarrette. short for cancer stick

"ayo gimme a cancer man"

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dime

n. a us coin worth ten cents
n. a very attractive person, a perfect ten
n. $10 worth of any drug. short for dime bag. The amount will vary depending on the substance, the quality and the dealer.

"gimme a dime, i gotsa call my moms."
"damn look dat shorty be a dime"
"ayo, will you lemme get a dime, bro?"

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