ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.

"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"

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Hairy Bank

Police Boi

The filth, the fuzzy muff, the pigs, the hairy banks

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talongo

claping, dragging pussy lips

heather has a swaying talongo

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi

college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again

fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

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tart

A cheap or easy woman. A prostitute.

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megadeth

1. Unit of measurement equal to the death of one million people by nuclear explosion.

2. The world's state of the art speed metal band.

Megadeth's RUST IN PEACE is one of the greatest metal albums ever made.

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