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A way to be different. Piercings show individuality.
I got some piercings. Everybodys doing it!
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Someone who looks at alot of free porn pictures, copies and pastes the pictures, and then never goes back and looks at them. Instead they just look at more porn and repeat the process. Taken from Pack Rat.
"I'm a porn rat. I ran out of memory on my computer because I have 1,674 pictures of free porn that I never look at."
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Song by Led Zeppelin that rocks. However, it never once mentions "black dog". Probably named so because of the afore-mentioned definition. So I guess it makes you feel like that. Or because Robert Plant was on crack. That crazy bastard.
Led Zeppelin was cool. Black dog was cool too. I love your Mom.
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A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers ass on fire. Has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
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Phrase where you don't really care what happens, you're just glad it's not you who has to do the said person's task.
DUDE 1: My Mom wants me to go on a diet where I have to eat only lemons and cabbage and drink only prune juice.
DUDE 2: Good luck with that. (Thinking: Haha! Loser!)
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The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.
Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.
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Awesome song by the Scorpions.
Man, we was chillin' back with some buds, and then "The Zoo" came on the radio, and we was all like, "Yo, dis rocks man!"
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