cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!

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cherry bomb

1. A type of firecracker that looks like a sphere rather than a cylinder. The inside typically contains flash powder that is detonated by means of a wick.

2. A type of 4-Square move in which one person will bounce the ball in an opponents square forcing the opponent to catch it on the fly.

3. A trick used by a bully on a seesaw. The bully will raise the victim's side into the air and then leap off, causing the victim to crash to the ground.

1. The cherry bomb blew off Timmy's fingers.

2. "FUCK YOU, USING YOUR CHEAP ASS CHERRY BOMB!"

3. Billy got hurt after Nelson cherry bombed him on the seesaw.

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destructoporn

Any visual medium depicting the destruction of something for the sake of exploiting the situation rather than documenting it.

Stop taking photos of Astroland Amusement Park being dismantled; it's just destructoporn!

{

1. A left brace.

2. A curvy ass bracket.

3. A character you never use unless making a smiley.

4. A character that will fuck everything up if you leave it out of a CSS document.

5. Alfred Hitchcock's outline looking left

1. { (what the fuck is there to say?)

2. { { { { (look at it shimmer...)

3. :-{ = worried! ({}) = look it up

4. div.jim background: #fff;} (fucked it up; no '{' in front of 'background'!)

5. "Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." {

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Mets

A team with the most loyal fans in baseball.

JimFear Sept. 2008: "I'M BECOMING A RED SOX FAN, SCREW THIS DAMN TEAM!"

JimFear Apr. 2009: "LETS GO METS! LETS GO METS!!"

- continue year after year

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ODB

There are two definitions of ODB:

1. Ol' Dirty Bastard: the stage name of American rap artist Russell Tyrone Jones. Jones was a prominent member of Wu-Tang Clan and also had a successful solo career. He died in 2004 of an accidental overdose.

2. One Dirty Bitch: the stage name of female professional wrestler Jessica Kresa who currently (April 2009) performs in TNA Wrestling. The ODB gimmick is that of a crude, whiskey drinking redneck.

1. "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin' me/ But I got a little problem with you not fuckin' me" 'Got Your Money' - ODB

2. Mike Tenay: "Oh my god! ODB just crashed right into Gail Kim!"

Don West: "It backfired!"

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Methodus Toolz

A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.

JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!

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