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A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids, such as "The Clear," to several high-profile American athletes.
Teenage athletes who use anabolic steroids generally run a higher risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.
"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I just need to bulk up for the big posedown this weekend. All the competitors are doing it."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcoholic started out like you."
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A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids to several high-profile American athletes.
Teenage athletes who use steroids run a bigger risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.
"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I can stop anytime. I just need it to bulk up for the posedown."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcholic started out like you."
What Britney Spears got plenty of when she exposed her nether regions to the paparazzi.
"What do you think about Britney's hospitalization?"
"Well, I knew she was nuts when she did her Sharon Stone impression for the media."
"Nothing like free publicity, huh?"
"Free pubilicity, in this case!"
On-Deck Switch Hitter. Someone who is heterosexual, but who fantasizes about having a homosexual experience. Pronounced "oddsh."
"You know, Jim, I'm sure I'm 100% straight, but the girl-on-girl action in that porn film we watched the other day kinda turned me on."
"Well, maybe you're an ODSH."
"A what?"
"An on-deck switch hitter."
"Well, I don't know. I didn't think so before."
"Your friend Cathy's a switch hitter. Why not give her a try?"
"I don't know; that'd be kinda weird. I'd have to think about it."
A breast tattoo. Portmanteau of tattoo and boob.
"Hey, check out that chick's butterfly tattoob!"
"Where?"
"Where do you think? I said 'tattoob'!"
"I know, Dude. I mean where exactly?"
"The left one, near the cleavage."
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A dangerous section of town. Portmanteau of scary area. Examples include New York's South Bronx, Chicago's South Side, L.A.'s South Central, and just about every direction of Detroit, St. Louis, and Newark.
"I wouldn't go to a scarea like the South Bronx even in the daytime, much less at night."
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1. Emo music from Omaha, Nebraska
2. Emo music from Omaha's Saddle Creek Records
3. Emo music from Omaha's Conor Oberst(a/k/a Bright Eyes)
"Hey, you wanna see some omo tomorrow night?"
"What homo?"
"No,OMO! Bright Eyes is playing at Roseland;I got an extra ticket. Wanna go?"
"I'm there, Dude!"
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