Alabama Martini

A Budwieser with a booger in it.

I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Dick Bob explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.

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burping the chair

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.

Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.

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