Clammer

A woman who has an STD and is willing to give it to her partner because of her sexual needs!

Jim: "Ay man look at Vasquez. He just felatioed with that Clammer. He's definitly got Herpe's or somethin'"

Man: " Yea dude, Susie's fasho been with atleast 50 guys!"

Vasquez: thought to himself: " I hope she doesn't have anything, her clam(vagina) is crusty and sploogin with green ooze!

Chick: " I can't wait to do him. It's been so long since I been with someone, because my herpes wouldn't heal!"

brown bajawa

The act of dipping the gonads in a female's anal cavity and presenting them in front of her mouth at which point she proceeds to motorboat them. Mastership of the brown bajawa is achieved when male shaft is stroked simultaneously using the poo as lube.

Jim: "Damn, Susie has mad fellatio skills! When I thought she was done, she gave me a brown bajawa!"

Friend: "Wow dude, that's gross!"

Jim: "No dude, I think I'm in love."

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