dons

An acronym for the phrase "dirty old nut sack". May be used to describe male genitalia or in referring to elderly males or foreign born minorities in a derogatory manner.

When I told her I was cheating, she kicked me in dons. or
That dons that works at 7-11 needs to learn how to speak English.

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brown heat

Noun. A dense concentration of flatulence, usually experienced while under bed covers, in a bathtub or other confined spaces.

Was that you?
What do you mean?
Don't give me that shit! That brown heat hit me in the face when I got back in the car!
Sorry, I thought it would go away by the time you got back.

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