brown down

This technique involves hovering about 2 feet over a public toilet and shitting all over the seat and surrounding floor. In some instances, one may wish to just shit on the floor, in a corner of the stall that is nowhere near the toilet. For added effect, smearing the shit all over the facilities could be useful, but it comes with a cost (shit on your hands). The first time I performed this move, I left a soiled pair of underwear hanging from the faucet. This move is similar to a wet down, but the use of feces ensures that this move will be remembered.

Guy 1: Oh man, this McD's gave me the McRuns so bad that I couldn't even finish my meal before I was running to the bathroom.
Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.
Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.
Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.
Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!

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wet down

The act of urinating all over the walls, floor, and ceiling of a public restroom, paying particular attention to the toilet paper. This move is especially useful when the bathroom is a fucking mess. In some situations, a brown down might be preferred.

Guy 1: That fucking waitress was such a twat.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's why I gave the bathroom a wet down.
Guy 1: Awesome. Did you get the toilet paper?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah!

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