prezokraso

A special kind of wine, sold in greek convenience stores. Usually consumed on a bench while shit-talking the government. Prezokraso is always sold in plastic bottles and is thought to be a legal drug substitute.

-Prezokraso?
-Prezokraso.

Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

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