bantercoot

A transition of an animal called a bandicoot. A Bantercoot is a person who is an absolute animal at banter.These people can tear down a person's confidence with a single word.

" Jim took an earfull of banter down the pub the other night from the bantercoot!"

"I know, heard hes booked in for counseling sessions now, bless him"

courage wank

Having a wank in your bedroom and calling out for someone when your near cumming. Games on, finish up before they enter your room.

"My grandma almost caught me having a courage wank the other day man"

"No way dude that's risky shit"

soulmonger

A wretched human being who dwells in a depressive state in the company of mates.They are known to drain the souls of upbeat beings....

"Jimmys such a soulmonger, he sat in the corner all night sipping a can of fosters".

"I know slip him a Jeffrey, that'll cheer him up".

country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.