lifeguard

Someone who provides a reasonable standard of care for adults and children at an aquatic facility, who helps enforce pool rules and rescue swimmers in distress.

The lifeguard told that kid to stop splashing his friend.

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fuel

meaning a person is decent looking

"Dude, you see that girl"
"Yea she fuel."

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kackpipe cosmonaught

A poof, a doughnut puncher, colon cowboy, arse farmer, a crafty butcher

That Keith Chegwin's a fuckin kackpipe cosmonaught

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wednesdayite

A supporter of the blue and white half side of sheffield.

ayup son, is thi a wednesdayite?

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brewski

I much prefer the idea that this is a cup of tea

Cybil, put on the kettle for a brewski, good man.

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Twiztid

A group comprised of Madrox&Monoxide
pumpen out awsome lyrics. Two real juggalos Bitch smacken all the jaggahos

Twiztid was fucken hard core live

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New York

Statistically, 3rd safest city out of the 25 largest cities in America. It's as safe as Boise, Idaho, and I dont hear any of you ignorant assholes bitching about Boise.

Get a new city to make shit up about.

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