Tony Blair

A common misspelling of the name of the British prime minister, 'Tony B. Liar' who, amongst other things, likes his coffee black.

Tony's one liners: There are WOMD in Iraq!
We didn't fix the Hutton report!
Michael Barrymore isn't a homosexual rapist!

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Chuck Mangione

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

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grumblies

1. extreme or excessive hunger
2. the continuous production of loud grumbling noises eminating from the stomach region, as a result of hunger

Tommy and I had the grumblies so we went to the Caribbean Grill for lunch.

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Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

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dank

Possessing ideal properties. High quality.

Dank ass herb. Dank mashed potatoes.

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Mullet

A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.

Look at my long, flowing, mullet.

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Pop

All the music that is mainsteme or (pop)ular. This includes:

Linking Park
Good Charollete
Jet
SUm 41
Blink 182

and any other EMO band.

Rock is:
Nirvana
Metallica
Dead kennedys
Anything Punk

"My definition is that linkin park is rock! Even though it's really pop with a rap star and a DJ!"

"I'm EMO! i listen to POP!"

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