anus tickling

the act of tickling ones anus with either your finger...or dick....also used as an insult.

your such a fucking anus tickler

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nob ache

(Aus) A pain in the ass

He's no good, a fucking nob ache

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M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

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Ska-banger

Person who listens to ska

What bands do you like?
Reel big fish,aqua bats,guys like that.
Oh, so your a ska-banger.

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Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

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comedy pyramid

when a comedy act goes through a cycle of being: 3 - 5 "ok" comedians, 2 - 3 funny comedians, 1 - 2 Hilarious Comedians, Thus building what we might call a pyramid. It makes a pyramid to the funniest comedian at the show.

man, last nights show was an awsome comedy pyramid! it was kinda good at first and kept getting better and better till the end!

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cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

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