Yeast powder biscuit

An extremely smelly eye-curling shit

Oh darling did you have to do such a yeast powder biscuit before our friewnds come round?

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honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!"

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anus tickling

the act of tickling ones anus with either your finger...or dick....also used as an insult.

your such a fucking anus tickler

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nob ache

(Aus) A pain in the ass

He's no good, a fucking nob ache

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Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

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comedy pyramid

when a comedy act goes through a cycle of being: 3 - 5 "ok" comedians, 2 - 3 funny comedians, 1 - 2 Hilarious Comedians, Thus building what we might call a pyramid. It makes a pyramid to the funniest comedian at the show.

man, last nights show was an awsome comedy pyramid! it was kinda good at first and kept getting better and better till the end!

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cheeseheads

a bunch of redneck dumbass greenbay fans

Look at those cheese heads work on a farm

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