Leaning Tower Love Tap

When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.

Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."

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