Is That A Duck?

When you are playing the rec with a Make-A-Wish kid and he puts his pp in a human vacuum.

Desean: Is That A Duck?
Natavious: Nah fam I’m get my joint copped
Desean: Nah N—-!

Shit Covered Corn

When pp smelly and weird looking.

Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.