Beemer

A car marketed to the upwardly mobile working and lower-middle classes as a luxury mark. Despite being one of the UKs most common brands, seen by the terminally unimaginative as somehow exclusive.

Distinguishing features are non-functional indicators and a special lens in the windscreen which makes the car in front look further away. This results in typical Beemer driving behaviour such as changing lane or direction without warning and driving two inches from the car in front.

Beemer Baz: Get out of my way - can't you see I'm important?
Driver in front: No, I have a car in front of me, so take your repmobile Beemer out of my ass.

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